Jokes
One of the most funny pictures I have ever seen!!!
fake snake
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your
state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say ‘Gee,
three times faster than the computer I bought
for the same price a Microsecond ago.’
Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store
and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and
money is no object.”
Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by
computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling
your coffee on it. (pronounced ‘gooey’)
Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer
errors.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer
errors easier to generate.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing
a computer.
Portable Computer: A device invented to force
businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on
business trips.
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any
critical deadline.
Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of
your software.