Call Me Funny

One of the most funny pictures I have ever seen!!!

Tech Glossary  
 
  486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford.

Obsolete: Any computer you own.

Microsecond: The time it takes for your
state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say ‘Gee,
three times faster than the computer I bought
for the same price a Microsecond ago.’

Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store
and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and
money is no object.”

Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by
computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.

GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling
your coffee on it. (pronounced ‘gooey’)

Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer
errors.

Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer
errors easier to generate.

Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing
a computer.

Portable Computer: A device invented to force
businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on
business trips.

Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any
critical deadline.

Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of
your software.

Punishment in Heaven  
 
  Three friends die and go to heaven.
The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
”Why?” he asks.

St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.”
The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.”
The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ”Thank God I didn’t do
anything like that.” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven.
The other two guys ask, ”Why?”

”Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.”